Dude wanted to fuck Satan in a war zone
Gazing at Archer’s expression, Kirei suddenly felt a sense of déjà vu. Yes — that was depicted in the illustrations of the Bible, the expression of the snake of Eden.
“Kirei. Thinking will not bring you the answer. It is precisely this sort of thought, chained by ethics, that has distorted your knowledge. Pray that you can obtain the Grail. At that time you will find among the things the Grail brings you, the answer to the true happiness you seek.”
“… But if it is like this, I will have to personally destroy the wishes of six other people before being able to find the answer. And if I seek the Holy Grail for my own personal intents… I must make an enemy of my teacher and benefactor.”
“You must first look for a strong Servant. Otherwise, how will you contend with me.”
As if speaking of someone else’s matters, Archer leisurely drank a sip of red wine and said.
“Anyway, as a necessary precondition, you must first seize a Servant from the others. As for what comes after… heh, Kirei, you’re on your own.”
As if now more interested in Kirei who had been again granted the holy marks, the scarlet eyes of the King of Heroes shone with the light of pleasure.
“To pursue, for your own desires. That is the true way of entertainment. Then entertainment will bring pleasure, and pleasure will guide you in the direction of happiness.
The road has been pointed out to you, Kirei. Pointed out extremely clearly to you.”
(…) Egged on by Archer, Kirei Kotomine, having awakened to the pleasures of depravity, leaves morality behind and satisfies his dark appetites. (…) His unusual Master/Servant relationship with Archer could be said to be the show’s highlight.
Ufotable on Team Archer. Fate/Zero Blu-ray Disc Box II
Nothing else to say.
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